Time for some Christian dad jokes. 🤣
How did Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why did the Christian break up with their calculator? It had too many problems. They decided to trust in a higher power.
Why don't angels ever get tired? They have eternal rest.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
How does God answer the phone? 'Can you hear me now? Good!’
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God showed President Trump’s assassination attempt three months ago. “I saw an attempt on his life. This bullet flew by his ear and it came so close to his head that it busted his eardrum." #Trump2024 #PrayingForAmerica #Jesus
Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0qVzG8_vU
In the 1920s, Dr. Royal Raymond Rife made waves in the medical community with his clinical trials using a frequency generator to treat c*ncer, claiming all his patients were cured. Although the American Medical Association (AMA) initially published his findings, Dr. Rife eventually died penniless. He attributed this rejection to a conspiracy involving the AMA, the Department of Public Health, and other elements of "organized medicine," which he believed had "brainwashed and intimidated" his colleagues. His great-nephew, Matthew Rife, joins us to discuss Dr. Rife's life, accomplishments, and findings.
To watch interview: https://rumble.com/v583fet-the-real-rife-technology-matthew-rife.html